Absurdistan

SKINOPSIS

Kristyna Malérová is such a thing of exquisite scrumptiousness, a creature of earthy wholesomeness and true girl-next-door beauty. Watching her in this movie, we couldn't help squiriming in our seat thinking about all of the filthy things we would do to her. We're not exactly sure how old she is, but she looks sixteen and combines innocence, spunk and sexy in a way that is so devastatingly hot that we still haven't caught our breath. The moment when she, after having witnessed people making fuck for the first time, runs up to her roof unsure about the fiery sexual feelings that have overwhelmed her young mind and strips completely naked has filled us with overwhelming lust that simply cannot shake. The shots of her supple young boobs and glances at her awakening vag are just astounding. Then the camera moves in for a better look at her sweet natural bitties. It's just fucking incredible.

The plot follows a sex strike by the female population of a remote village that forces Malérová's horny boyfriend to finally get his shit together and fix the town's water supply so he can finally pop her sweet young cherry. Amazing!