Screwballs (Linda Shayne)

SKINOPSIS

For anyone out there who's ever uttered the words "Porky's was ok, but it was a little too classy..." then this Roger Corman-produced titty comedy is for you. Ok, so maybe none of the many titty scenes on display for your wanking pleasure quite measure up to the legendary locker room scene in Porky's, but there's a lot more nudity and none of those pesky class/tolerance lessons that Porky's threw in for our edification. Our favorite scene come when Linda Shayne's making out with some dude in a car and he's getting to fondle the fuck out of her lovely 'zoobs before he jumps out to fight some dude and she winds up with her huge hooters pressed up against the car window for a seemingly endless stretch. Goddamn was that hot. Plus, there's cheerleaders getting their tops ripped off, a prude going 'zoobs-out by accident in front of an auditorium full of people, an amazing stripping scene featuring massively-hootered Raven De La Croix, innocent freshman chicks getting tricked into fake boob exams and more. Basically, the whole movie is about the quest too hot titties. Trashy, raunchy, ridiculous and amazing.