Born (2007)

SKINOPSIS

After somehow being magically raped by her dead demon brother after her mother's funeral, a cute brunette ends up with her tits growing fast and her belly growing faster. That's right folks: we've got ourselves another Satan's baby movie on our hands here. And it's a zanily trashy one at that. She winds up in the clutches of some demented Satanists and baby demands sacrifices that usually end up with Alison Brie (the main chick) shoving piles of bloody human flesh into her mouth. Along the way there are gory deaths, inept priests, creepy albino dudes, botched abortions and enough gratuitous boobage to keep even us happy. First, there a bunch of shots of Brie's (or possibly a body double's) gorgeous hooters as she's checking her naked torso out in a mirror (twice!) and the slutty, phone sex operator tenant (in addition to some girl-on-girl making out with Brie) has an awesome sunbathing scene in which her sweet C-cups just dangle off her chest like glistening orbs of goodness. Also, the Costello twins, inexplicably, stand around completely naked, not really doing or saying anything for most of the last chunck of the movie. Sadly, they always seem to keep a strategic hand over their snizzes but still two gorgeous, huge-hootered statuesque blondes standing around naked for a huge chuck of the movie is pretty fucking sweet. Finally, for sci-fi nerds with a child abuse fetish, there's a totally bonkers scene in which Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar from the first season of "Star Trek: The Next Generation") knocks Brie to the bed, pulls her belt off and begins whipping her (for sluttishness) like a very bad little girl with a drunken sexually frustrated stepfather. Almost always over-the-top and with acting that ranges from Grade Z to Grade C, this shit isn't going to change the way you think about movies or anything, but it'll definitely leave you smiling, horny and filled with satanic bloodlust.