Sex Drive (Seth Green)

SKINOPSIS

The Unrated version promises 20 extra minutes of footage. We hope that means more tits. As it is, the theatrical version had some vaguely recognizable hotties (like the hot young blonde chick from "30 Rock") in their skimpy undies and some not-so-recognizable chicks playing religious people (abstinence freaks and Amish chicks) whipping their tits out. See, it's funny because you wouldn't think of Amish chicks as being the Girls Gone Wild types but apparently they are. You also wouldn't think that Amish dudes would know to fix cars, since they ride around in buggies or some shit, but Seth Green, playing a "snarky" Amish dude seems to know how. You also wouldn't think that Seth Green would still be doing teen sex comedies... ok well that last part's not true. What the fuck else was he gonna do?