Synecdoche, New York

SKINOPSIS

Sure, sometimes this movie is so fucking depressing and overly-complicated that might consider shooting yourself in the head, but cheer up because there are two very fine nudie scenes to brighten up the mind-bending ride. Emily Watson stands with her delicious zoobs hanging out in a scene that lasts just long enough and, later, Robin Weigert, playing Phillip Seymor Hoffman's grown up daughter, does a long strip scene behind perv-proof glass all while daddy Hoffman bangs on the glass screaming, "Olive! It's Daddy!" over and over again. Ignore his disgusting face and just concentrate on her hot tattooed naked body. Make sure to rub one out to one of these nudie scenes though, because if you finish this flick uncummed, then you're gonna feel like shit for a few days after.