Crashing

SKINOPSIS

Add Crashing to that ever-growing list of movies that really, really need nudity, but don't have it. We know: we think every movie should have naked girls, but, in this case, it's doubly true. C'mon a middle-aged writer holes up in an apartment with two hot cped cuties and ends up fucking them both, but not a tit to be seen. That is some serious bullshit. Plus, who the fuck interrupts a threesome to ask a question about writing... especially a dude. If we're the dude in between two hot college girls, there's just two things we're thinking: first, take your fucking tops off and second, your mouth goes on my dick, your mouth goes on my taint. This guy doesn't deserve the poon that's being thrown at him.