Birds of America

SKINOPSIS

Chandler's, like, trying to keep his crazy siblings and long-suffering wife happy, while hoping for just a little professional advancement. Look buddy, you're not a great actor and you had a ten-year run on a hit TV show that paid you fucktrucks filled with money. It's all downhill from here, but take heart, as at some point into this movie, you walk into a bedroom and see the light-cocoa buns of Zoe Kravitz (or maybe, hopefully not, a body double) who's the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Denise Huxtable. So take solace in that... and save whatever money you've got because soon enough we;ll have forgotten "Friends" altogether and your creepy vaguely pedophilic vibe will be all that's left of you.