Rise of the Footsoldier

SKINOPSIS

Remember when your mother tried to tell you that crime doesn't pay and you were all like "Fuck off mom, it does too, check out this new shit I just stole, it rules!" Yeah, well it turns out mom was right. Take for example, this brutally violent British crime thriller. The main dude is all coasting through life getting into violent soccer hooligan shenanigans and working as a bouncer and he's getting luscious tits thrown at him left and right. First with this hottie he meets in the club and who he bangs in a car reverse cowgirl while her tits boucne, then with gorgeous Emily Clarke who gets down with her bad tits and bad boy a few different ways. Then, he gets into serious crime and serious violence and it's like the titwell just dried up. If we didn't know any better, we'd tell you to call mom and tell her she was right. Too bad the bitch is in jail for that arson job you framed her for.