Beautiful Ohio

SKINOPSIS

When we heard that Michelle Trachtenberg shows her ass in this Ice Stormy family drama about a crumbling family, we popped it right into the DVD machine with our expectations soaring. See, we've been waiting for Ms. Trachtenberg to show something good since Harriet the Spy... ok maybe not quite that long, but y'know. She's definitely one of the hottest skin-holdouts in Hollywood and the promise of seeing her naked flesh, even if just from behind, was enough to get our wang twitching with glee. 90 boring-ass minutes later and the frustration is overwhelming. The ass reveal is so fucking far away that Michelle's booty might as well be an out-of-focus donut. Seriously, seriously agitated.