Sex and the City: The Movie

SKINOPSIS

Yeah, we know, this film is gay gay gay. So was the show. But when our ladies wanted to watch the show, we went along with it, because we knew we were gonna at least see Kim Cattrall ("Lassie" from Porky's) naked in every episode, plus maybe some additional girls. Horsey face never got naked, and the ginger lesbian and the one from the blowjob-cameraphone pix barely showed anything, but that's fine with us, because we love us some cougars.

But no. The MPAA's big cock tease of an R rating for Graphic Nudity meant that Kim Cattrall sees a nude gardener's penis. No woman gets naked in this fucking thing! Two and a half hours of shopping, and not one titty. AND it cost me ten bucks to see this piece of shit, instead of on free-per-view thanks to a splice on my neighbor's cable box. Thanks a fucking lot, Michael Patrick King. Go fuck yourself.