The Tracey Fragments

SKINOPSIS

If you're anything like we are then you were really hoping that Ellen Page (y'know that Juno chick) would live up to the wearing-a-shower-curtain-on-the-cover hype that this movie generated and show some of her passing-for-a-teenager flesh. You, my friend, will be sadly disappointed. There's a couple moments when we get to see her in panties (once when she's pushed out of a car after getting the bone before she's had time to pull her pants up... must not have been much of a lay) and one moment when there is the tiniest, smallest, briefest hint of side boob while this brutal, fat pimp has stripped her shirt and pants off and is about to try and rape her. But, that's it. There's also a scene when she goes to a strip club with her wannabe-human-trafficker-with-a-heart-of-gold and exposes us to some random stripper tits. But, even the random stripper tits have pasties! The tagline for this movie is "Something's Missing." Indeed, and that something is Juno's rack.