Sex and Breakfast

SKINOPSIS

A sex comedy without nudity is like a vegan cheesesteak… a humorless, bland glob that gives you nothing but gas. Except that farts are actually funny. Or it's like those bitches who order espresso but ask for it decaf. What the fuck is the point of that? A cup of bitter brown liquid that puts you to sleep. Wake us up when E;iza Dushku actually takes her clothes off in something. Until then, stop fucking making movies with the word "sex" in the title that don't have nudity in them. In fact, stop making movies without nudity in them at all!