MTV: Totally Awesome

SKINOPSIS

We spend many lonely nights watching eighties teen movies, our tight-fitting, acid-washed Z Cavaricci's cutting off our circulation, we wash down Pop Rocks with Jolt Cola and reflect. The stink of our now-yellowed, white leather British Knights mingled with Bold Hold hairspray permeates the air, we aimlessly peel the stickers off our Rubix cube and wonder what happened to those simpler times. Are they lost like the once vivrant heat-activated neon pink of our neon green Hypercolor t-shirt? The very tee that we still desperately press our hands against over and over in a vein attempt to restore that color-changing magic of what once was. As tears fall from beneath our mirrored sunglasses we masturbate to Molly Ringwald and experience - yet again - that ever-familiar, post-climax epiphany that she was never really that hot after all.

This movie is a tribute to the world we once knew and touches us deeper than any Christian Childrens Fund commercial ever will. When Zara Taylor goes totally topless we touch ourselves more than we ever should have to Molly Ringwald. And Brittany Daniels is nothing if not awesome in her undies. Now that we think about it, the eighties never looked this good.