The Ghost Galleon (The Blind Dead Collection)

SKINOPSIS

Why? Why would anyone make a zombie movie about a boatload of stranded swimsuit models and completely forget to show them in some shape or form of undress? The possibilities are endless - You could show the girls getting into their bikinis, show them getting out of their bikinis, maybe wearing just half a bikini or not wearing any bikini at all. You could have them playing beachball against the zombies (cloaks vs. skins?) or even making coconut radios topless ...anything.

If you ask us, the only blind zombie on the set of this one was the freaking director. Thanks for nothing, Amando.