Tarz & Jane, Cheetah & Boy/ Tarzun and the Valley of Lust

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The jungle is a jinx for Tarz & Jane, Cheeta & Boy when the fearless but overweight King of the Jungle gets his manhood bitten off. Yup, after climbing down the aluminum ladder from his tree house and losing a wrestling match with Cheeta the Obnoxious Ape (played by a guy in one of the world's worst gorilla suits), Tarz attacks a menacing croc who makes off with his member. Ouch! Naturally, Jane is terribly upset. Especially since she's horny as hell and isn't satisfied with Boy, a dim-witted dork who stopped being a boy years ago: "Boy is fastest gun in the jungle!" So Boy suggests they visit the mysterious Wango-Wango tribe whose sexual magic might make Tarz a man again. Aided by Wanda, a Great White Huntress played by notorious adult-film star Georgina Spelvin, they venture to the land of the Wango-Wango to get Tarz a new tool in this outrageously dumb dirty-joke of a jungle film. Plus: Over in the next jungle, you'll find Tarzun and the Valley of Lust - a "Storefront-Theater" classic - in which a younger, more virile Jungle Man does battle with an even worse-looking man-in-a-monkey-suit before lowering the loin-cloth for both Jayne, his platinum-blonde squeeze, and Meena, a jungle goddess who succors Tarzun's groin after the klutz swings smack into the trunk of a tree. Obviously, Edgar Rice Burroughs these ain't.