Net Games

SKINOPSIS

Here's a game for you, lets cast virtual nobody actresses (Monique Demers who? Lala Sloatman huh?) who should be flashing their tits for beads let alone for a role in a B-grade, internet sex-thriller such as this. Now, here comes the fun part - Take a guess how many nude scenes these ladies actually got naked for? Go ahead, guess...

Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nada.

What the cyber-fuck? We understand how simulated-sex with C. Thomas could be unpleasant but why the casting director didn't just hire the body doubles themselves to star in this one is beyond us. We can only hope that he and his couch saw more action than this. If that's not the case, then who the hell lost Tara Reid's phone number at the bottom of what booze-steeped jacuzzi??

Ehh, it doesn't matter too much since tits are tits are tits and one no-name actress is as good as another faceless, no-name actress. Now, if these bitches ever get famous - then we're going to have problem, bucko. Yeah, we're looking at you C. Thomas ...if that's your real name.