Christina's House

REVIEW
Christina's House is idiotic, unscary drivel that offers only the prurient pleasure of a scantily clad young woman to keep one barely awake. Christina lives with her jackass younger brother and overprotective dad (Savage -- whatever happened to this guy?) in a creepy house. She starts to hear strange noises, then some of her friends start disappearing. Could it be her moronic, annoying boyfriend? Her seemingly lecherous dad? Her institutionalized mother? You won't care. Poorly written and directed, with no suspense or mystery, Christina's House will enchant only the most forgiving (or lascivious) viewer.