Galaxy Quest

REVIEW
Galaxy Quest is one of those movies that looked like it was really gonna suck dick... you know, because Tim Allen sucks dick... but despite the Allen-ness, this flick has burrowed its way deep into my brain and laid eggs filled with awesome.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you surround a shitty actor with talent and he'll rise to the occasion and Allen knocks it out of the park as a Shatner-esque wash-up with the help of the acting kick-assery of folks like Sam Rockwell, Alan "Hans Fuckin' Gruber" Rickman and Tony "Riedenschneider" Shaloub.

Also, Sigourney Weaver is highly fuckable as a cleavaged-out blonde. I would be lying if I said I never whacked it to the deleted scene of her pulling her uniform top open to distract some enemy soldiers. Yummmy!