'Tis Pity She's a Whore

SKINOPSIS

We don;t get to see Rampling's cold-looking Brit tits until well over halfway through the film when she gets down to some bump and grind with her duped hubby (unfortunately we get a much clearer view of hubby's wide open ass). Only when duped hubby finds out that old Charl was already preggers when they walked down the aisle does this shit get entertaining. He knocks her about exposing some more itty brittys and swears that he'll kill her whole family. By this point we were so frustrated by the hour and a half that we waited for some flesh or even for something remotely interesting to happen that we were totally on hubby's side.

The bloody climax almost makes the rest of this butt-sniffing disaster worth the wait as Rampling rips open her shirt giving us one last look at that pale, sickly-looking rack so that her brother can stab it with his dagger. The aftermath of this of course is her blood soaked corpse (quite a sight to behold) and her loony bro running down the hall with her heart and showing it to his already vengeance-minded brother-in-law who finally figures out that it was twisty brother who knocked up his wife. Then hubby has his men attack all of bro and sis's family and kills twisty brother. Even those among you who are opposed to violence against women will appreciate all of the maidservants being stabbed, knocked to the ground and dragged about by their hair.

All of you serious pervs out there looking for some hot brother-sister action beware as none of the sex between the siblings is shown. The bloody and kinky climax almost makes all of the seemingly endless butt-sniffing deliberations worth the wait. Almost. Tis a pity she wasn't more of a whore.