Prom Night (1980)

SKINOPSIS

We have a friend who signs her emails "off like a prom dress." This always conjures up the most pleasant images of teenage girls stripping off their expensive little numbers within minutes of getting alone with their doofus dates. With this expression always lingering in the pervy ether of our counsciousness, you can imagine our bitter disappointment that a slasher movie called Prom Night would contain so little nudity. For starters, Jamie Lee Curtis keeps her stupid bra on. Fuck that. There is an extremely dark scene of Mary Beth Rubens rack but we didn't have our night vision goggles on (we lent them to Wild Bill so he could stalk Jodie Foster,) so we got no gratification there. The hottest scene in the whole damned movie is Pita Oliver (isn't that a sandwich) arbitraily dropping her drawers and showing her sweet cheeks on a tennis court. Off like a prom dress indeed! This movie has about as much as nudity as our actual prom night!