Piranha (1978)

REVIEW
Director Dante and writer John Sayles teamed for the first time (they encored with The Howling) for this engaging horror spoof. You'll regret it if you pass up this biting tale of mutant, man-eating fish making julienne fries of beach-loving teens. Promises lots of laughs and chills, and contains the immortal line, "Excuse me sir, the fish are eating the guests."