Night Train to Venice

REVIEW
Beware the film extricated from the vaults when its leading man becomes a star! That's the warning label that should be slapped on each and every box of this excruciating psychothriller starring heartthrob du jour Grant. Trying to pass itself off as stylish through a mishmash (nay, a cacophony!) of images, Night Train... assaults the viewer with an endless parade of meaningless drivel about a group of skinheads terrorizing the Orient Express on its way to Venice. McDowell tries to keep a straight face portraying a thinly veiled Mephistopheles. Save this for the film class on how not to make a movie.