Monaco Forever

REVIEW
This cheesy short film, from the director of Skatetown USA, has recently been released on video with Jean-Claude Van Damme's face and muscles prominentely displayed on the cover. Tricky promotion, because Van Damme is actually in the film for only a little over two minutes -- but what a two minutes! With the credits naming him "the gay karate man," our hunky star-to-be plays a driver of a XK150 Jaguar who picks up a hitchhiker, makes some "advances" by placing his hand on the hitchhiker's crotch and when he is rebuked and threatened (the passenger was obviously deranged), tears off his shirt and teaches the unresponsive tease a lesson.