Le Jupon Rouge

SKINOPSIS

Guillemette Grobon provides the bulk of the boob-exposure in this annoyingly artsy, annoyingly French drama about a middle-aged hot blonde (Marie-Christine Barrault) whose BFF-type friendship with an ugly, old lady (Alida Valli) gets strained when she starts diddling clits with a younger semi-hottie (Grobon). Personally, we woulda just dropped the old bag like a hot bucket of shit when she gets all pissy, but, then, we wouldn't have gotten to see her slap Grobon while Grobon was topless... which was by far our favorite part of the movie. There's a boob-on-boob lez-ploration between Grobon and Barrault, but we never really get a great look at any of the boobs in that one, but there's a little nude modeling action, a little soapy bathtub boob action and... well that's all we remember right now, but the ugly old bag is kind of a boner killer. Just sayin'...