Cop and a Half

REVIEW
This unbearably wooden action comedy has more troubles than its star Reynolds had in divorce court. Devon (Golden) is a precocious eight-year-old who idolizes policemen. When he becomes the sole witness to a mob hit, he strikes a deal with the local police: If they make him a cop, he'll tell them everything he knows. Reynolds plays the hard-nosed, rule-busting detective who is given the task of taking young Devon on patrol -- and wouldn't you know it, Burt hates kids.