Caged Hearts

REVIEW
Unabashed exploitative, this women-in-prison potboiler gloriously wallows in the genre's ruling principles: casting couch beauties locked in a hellish prison ruled by a sadistic warden and filled with gratuitous shower scenes, knockdown catfights, cheesy depictions of lesbianism and a riotous breakout. Framed by a corrupt system, big-haired Kate (Carrie Genzel) and Sharon (Tane McClure) must endure all the horrors of prison (no hairdryers!), while the audience must endure the terrible dialogue: "We're innocent, we didn't do it!" Mindless entertainment of the lowest order -- and that's a compliment!