Bordello of Blood
1996, 87 min A.K.A.: Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood Country: US Studio: Universal Cast: Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, Erika Eleniak, Chris Sarandon, Corey Feldman, Whoopi Goldberg Director: Gilbert Adler Screenwriter: A. L. Katz, Gilbert Adler Rating: R Our Rating:
SKINOPSISTake one look at Kiara Hunter's boobs coming out of her hot fetish gear and you'll say "fuck it! I may get killed if I go to that whorehouse but it'lls be worth it! Still not convinced, just take a look at Leslie Ann Pillips nipple rings, all 3 of 'em, and no we're not saying that she's got two rings in one nipple, she's got three fucking nipples! If you like normal tits (but not normal girls) hang on for this mocha mama whose tits are good old fashioned silicone. -- Rick Stanko
REVIEW
Producer Robert Zemeckis and the other slumming talent behind the "Tales from the Crypt" series have given us another bloodless vampire movie, starring Everhart as the legendary Queen of the Undead. Accidentally resurrected, she sets up residence in a mortuary, playing madam to a group of undead ladies of the night. When a young Christian crusader (Eleniak) loses her brother (Feldman) to the vampiric legions, she enlists the aid of a private detective (Miller) to help find him. The gore scenes are lame and bloodless and much of the script is reminiscent of From Dusk Till Dawn. Even the usually funny Miller seems embarrassed. Editor's Suggestions
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