Blondes Have More Guns

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Blondes Have More Guns is a comedic masterpiece, riddled with sensual performances by blonde bombshells Elizabeth Key and Gloria Lusiak.

Harry Bates is the best dick the LAPD's got, which isn't saying much. He's accompanied by his loyal crack addict partner, Dick Smoker (Richard Neill of The Young and the Restless and Deep Space Nine) and his partner's dog (actually a mentally unstable man in a dog suit). When Harry is assigned the biggest case to hit L.A. since OJ, only two small things stand in his way... his lack of intelligence and his insatiable addiction to sex.