Review

Oh man, they aren't kidding calling this one Ninja Pussy cat. All the ninja bitches getting naked and violent keep a few tricks up their snizz to take out their enemies even while making sweet fuck. Japanese sexploitation starlet Yoko Satomi stars and offers up a buffet of her busty, jiggly sacks as she fights her way to vengeance against the rival clan of ninjas who murdered her father... although considering how much of the "martial arts" on display are simply just pussy tricks like "Venus Fly Trap" and "Honey Pot of Hell," we're not entirely sure "fights" is exactly the right word.

Kaede (Satomi) is a sweet virgin chick from a clan of ninjas whose been lamming it up on top of a mountain or some shit while her dad and his boys Biggie & Tupac it up with the nefarious forces of Hattori Hanzo. Daddy dearest finds some serious dirt to dish on Hanzo, but, almost as soon as he does, Hanzo and his posse show up and kill off the whole clan except for Kaede and her father's apprentice who somehow escapes. Naturally, this turn of events calls for vengeance and Kaede sneaks into Hanzo's bedroom to stab him but ends up caught by Hanzo and his number one squeeze Tomi (who is herself a pretty fly ninja... and if you ask us even cuter than Kaede). Instead of killing Kaede instantly, they use her as bait keeping her chained up in the dungeon topless where she learns the joys of sex while listening to one of Hanzo's underlings fuck his skinny, but big-boobd lady friend within her ear shot. She also, inexplicably, gets schooled in the art of the Kunoichi (lady ninja) by Tomi who teaches her that when killing a dude, a woman's puss is her best weapon. Eventually, they let her loose to lead them to her father's apprentice and final showdown complete with two dudes getting fucked to death goes down.

As hot as the three repeatedly tit-baring hotties were and as hard as we came while spanking it to their tit bags, we still have a few complaints. First off, we get that this shit is Japanese, so bush is pretty much off limits, but some tender behind from these tasty treats wouldn't hurt. Also, for a movie about lady sex ninjas that's 80% smut and 20% story, this shit was SERIOUS. Do we really need the moral lesson on the cycle of violence, or the genuinely sad scene where Kaede is crying at her father's grave? In the eyes of this perv, we sure didn't. But, hey, it didn't deflate our boner. Overall, if you like a hot mess of hot Asian boobs, hot multiple position sex scenes, crazy pussy tricks and violence, then this filty Pinku actioner needs to be on your shelf.

 -- Rick Stanko