Skinopsis

It's more than a little ridiculous that this movie stars sex goddess and exploitation queen Sybil Danning and she's not even the hottest naked treat on display. Now, we're not saying that Sybil's not hot or that she doesn't get naked - we get heaps of her T&A plus some bonus bush - it's just that her sisters (Eva Garden and Alena Penz) somehow find a way to be even hotter and even nakeder than she - well at least hotter.

The plot follows Danning as the most sexually reserved of three sisters. Her younger hornier sisters feel that their nightly shags with their horny boyrfriends are threatened by the homecoming of virginal Sybil, so they cook up a scheme to get her cooze filled. Insanely potent sex pills are developed and many men are smuggled into Danning's bedroom but, somehow, they just keep failing to get her fucked - but she's pretty much the only one.

Garden and Penz both have shagadelic sex and show off every inch of their ridiuclously luscious Germanic bodies, plus a random nurse gets chased by horny old men who strip her naked. Danning is humiliatingly made to wear a slutty nurse's outfit that, as she puts it, would be more appropriate on a stripper. That may be true, but any outfit that elicits a full-on panty shot from even the slightest bend is ok in our book. With all the full luscious nudity, frequent fucking, cougarific aunties showing their tits and more, this outrageous German sex comedy made us as horny as if we'd taken one of those insane sex pills.

-- Rick Stanko