Skinopsis

There are a couple of exposed breasts in this otherwise unredeemable film.

If you don't know who John Melendez is, imagine Dom Irrera and Woody Allen morphed into one, remove all possibiliy of amusement and you're on the right track. All he wants in this less-than-funny film which he cowrote is to find a nice cute girl who will have a threesome with him. Duh moron, that's all anybody wants but it helps to have some admirable qualities (i.e. be good looking, talented, funny or sensitive) of which he has none. Anyway, he whines to Jeff Ross (remember that guy, we didn't think so) about it and actually finds a cutie to try it after many unfunny mishaps, but it spoils their relationship, and he ends up miserable which other than the brief bits of gratuitous nudity is the only part of this movie that we enjoyed.

-- Rick Stanko