Skinopsis

A beautiful naked stripper is hunted by a psychopathic pervert in the New Mexico desert.

Now, no one's ever accused us of being an animal lover or anything even remotely close to that, but we've never been much of a hunter. Wandering around in the woods or wherever, wearing orange and putting ourselves at risk of some politician shooting us in the face has just never appealed to us. Factoring in that the best we can hope for is that we end up hauling some smelly disgusting beast that we have to skin ourselves and clean and won't even taste that good and the appeal dwindles down to zero. But we never considered that hunting naked women was an option.

Now, after seeing this gem of a thriller that follows around delicious Danielle De Luca running through the desert with absolutely no clothes on whatsoever, we're all ready to apply for a gun license and throw on one of those stupid ass hats. We'd love to mount her rack on our wall.

De Luca gives up every inch for a good twenty minutes instantly making this one of the nakedest movies of the year and, almost certainly, the nakedest movie co-starring Joe Mantegna ever.

-- Rick Stanko