Skinopsis

We've taken some strong drugs and watched some weird fucking movies in our time on this mad planet, but we still can't figure out what kind of insanity/drug cocktail ould've possibly conjured this shit up. Our rough guess is that they took a small child, gave him alternating doses of mescaline, lithium and crystal meth until he was completely insane. Then, they put him on a massive dose of anti-anxiety drugs supplemented by cocaine and ketamine and forced him to watch late night monster movies for 20 years straight. Then, they did a brain scan and this was the movie they came up with. There are some great booby scenes mixed in with all the murder, intercutting and sexual assaults. Deliberately campy and intensely trippy well past the point of insanity. Basically, if you wore tight brown pants in college, have really pale skin and never even tried to bang the chick in the dorm next to yours, then you absolutely have to own this movie.

-- Rick Stanko