Skinopsis

Attention nuns of the world: God wants you to shave your bush. At least that's the moral that we gathered from this taboolicious tale of sexually repressed nuns finally letting go and getting fucktastic. See, this hottie (Analia Gade) is feeling low, so she shaves her bush in the dark. Then she rushes up to the roof for some totally nude sunbathing and when her now-hairless slit appears, well God makes some sacred music and holy light appear, so if that's not evidence that God likes poon as smooth as a baby's bottom we don't know what is. Adding to the argument for God's penchant for hairless pie is the un-fucking-believeable scene where Lina Romay (in fine young form here) is getting a little lezzy with the Mother Superior. It's all good until she grabs a crucifiz and starts rubbing her legendarily thick shock of fur with it. Then the Mother Superior freaks out, grabs the crucifix and starts wailing on poor Lina's delicious naked flesh until she's cowering in the corner. See, you might be thinking that old Mother Superior was just reacting to the sacrelige of masturbating with a cross, but we prefer to think that it was just that the pubes offended God.

In addition to the delicious meditation on the man upstairs' penchant for fur-free snizz, this nunsploitation gem's got a frustrated nun trying to get it on with a corpse, some nice lesboliciousness, a nun-priest affair and more.

-- Rick Stanko