Skinopsis

Now, we've never been to the jungle or anything, but if it's even half as filled up with titties as these three sleaze flicks make it out to be, well then we're going to move there. All three of these dirty little exploitation ditties have tits galore, cartoonish natives, senseless violence and more.

Notorious sleaze director Jess Franco delivered Diamonds of Kilimandjaro, a nasty tale about a white teenager (Katja Bienert) who was somehow stranded in the jungle when she was a little girl whom the natives now worship as a goddess. Hell, we would too, but we'd worship just about any blazing hot 17-year-old who'd be willing to show her amazing tits as much as Bienert does here. And, if that teenager could swing topless from a vine and save us from non-cannibalistic natives, well we'd cum in our pants spontaneously too. There's a flimsy plot about rescuing her or maybe recovering some diamonds, but all we can think about is the naked vine-swinging scene.

Golden Temple Amazons opens with a bunch of hot topless white chicks who are somehow African cannibals brutally murdering this little girl's parents. The little girl grows up to want revenge on her inexplicably Caucasian nemeses and many, many tits reveal themselves along the way including those of Alicia Principe who has a really nice skinny-dipping scene.

Finally, we get Amazonia (aka Amazonia: The Catherine Miles Story, aka White Slave) which follows beautiful Elvire Audray as she goes from greedy white landowners' hot teenage daughter to murdered white landowners' grieving daughter to hot white slave to a cannibal tribe. Nice, we love it when chicks make that transition. Naturally, they subject her to all kinds of naked abuses (like forced bathing and getting held down completely naked so the chief can rape her) before she grows up, escapes, tells her story to a reporter and gets gory-as-shit revenge.

-- Rick Stanko