Skinopsis

More of a relentless assault of eye candy and perfectly toned T&A than an actual movie, Joey Zambino's Sorority Strip House is an utterly gratuitous, reality show-esque look at an amazing house where a gaggle of slutty sorority sisters live with a slightly baffled mobster.

Sounds like a dream come true, right? Well, as it turns out, having a bunch of ridiculously hot sorority girls who seem to take off their clothes in virtually every scene living in your house has its downsides too. For instance, they're messy, they're loud and, for some reason, your neighbors will be hanging out by your pool every damn day. Such is Joey Zambino's burden. Hot girls can be a handful... even as they repeatedly display their more than handfuls (they're amazing surgically-enhanced titties.)

Yeah bro, cry me a fucking river. Even our grouchy mobster learns to just enjoy the ride. After all, he can't walk more than, like, ten feet in or around his house without running into naked sorority babes rubbing oil on each other or having sisterly lesbo fun time in the shower or hooking up with his sexpot wife or tearing off each other's bikinis while fighting over a dude . Christ, when you have a T&A buffet at your disposal, you sit back, relax and enjoy the beautiful babes just itching for you to ogle them.

Along this shamelessly gratuitous ride, we get treated to double blonde full-frontal action, shower scenes, huge fake breasts, delectable small natural breasts, phenomenally fine asses, oily rubdowns, girl-on-girl shower scenes and much more. Plus, the bonus features pack in even more T&A than the feature itself. Joey Zambino's Sorority Strip House is one fucking hot good time!

-- Rick Stanko