Skinopsis

This big budget disaster of a disaster movie reminds us a lot of Titanic. First, it has some sweet nude scenes, yet somehow managed to get a PG rating. Also, its hampered by a worse-than-atrocious script and bad acting by good actors. Plus, it's got a forbidden romance at its core before the rains come to wash everything away. The only difference we can think of is that critics and audiences liked Titanic thus proving that they were cultureless, tasteless wastes of carbon whereas critics and audiences alike seemed to reject Hurricane from the get go... which makes us like it more. What makes us like it even more than that is the hot scene in which Ariirau Tekurarere is completely, ritualistically naked. We also like Mia Farrow's boob flash.

-- Rick Stanko