THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

Fri, 11/20/2009 - 02:01 PM — Bobbi Starr

So, it's been a while since my last entry into the POPPORN chronicles, and some of you might be wondering what I've been up to for the past few months. Internet rumors abound; has Bobbi begun developing an elaborate gubernatorial campaign, eloped with a European dignitary, or vanished into the witness protection program after her tumultuous affair with a notorious (yet ruggedly handsome) leader of the Armenian mafia? Pay no mind to the elaborate speculations of those scandal-hungry whores of the gossip-driven media. I am still alive and well, and I am here to tell my tale.