Skinopsis

How can you not love a movie called Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers? Even if it failed to deliver dirty thrills, gory deaths and campy laughs, it would still be called Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, and anything with such an awesome title deserves our love and respect as far as we're concerned. Fred Olen Ray, maestro of the booby-filled B-movie, co-wrote and directed this hilarious and hysterically sexy grindhouse gem that stars Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer and Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre).

A dense private eye (Jay Richardson) is on a case to fine a missing runaway (Linnea Quigley as innocent and nakedness happy as ever) when he stumbles across a deranged cult of chainsaw-wielding hookers led by The Stranger (Gunnar Hansen). Michelle Bauer (Cafe Flesh gets fully-bush-out-nude while hanging out with a horny john. She undulates about and covers her Elvis painting with plastic before whipping out a chainsaw and splattering the poor schmuck's blood and body parts all over her sweet bare boobs. Linnea Quigley shows off her hot boobage while stripping on a corny-looking stripclub stage and, later, displays her body paint-covered tatas while doing the now-legendary (and notorious) Virgin Dance of the Double Chainsaws and many other psycho hookers with big '80s hair show off their amazing naked goods as well.

Gory, funny-as-hell and packed to the gills with gratuitous sex and nudity, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers is a true '80s cheezy grindhouse classic, and a total must-have for fans of both Quigley and Bauer.