Skinopsis

If Porky's is the Citizen Kane of titty comedies, then Hardbodies might just be Gone With the Wind... or maybe The Wizard of Oz.. honestly what's the difference? Either way, these mammarial laughfests fill in as many boobs as they can possibly fit into the story of a bunch of middle-aged losers who get schooled in the art of bedding hot big-boobed babes. Well, that's the first one at least. The second is a movie-within-a-movie set in the Greek Isles and isn't quite as awesome. But, c'mon, what is? It's got a photo shoot where lots of hot women start getting all competitive about their boobs and the only way to settle it is by all of them showing it. It's the kind of movie where two hot girls will stare look at themselves in the mirror (topless) contemplating why guys like boobs. It's the kind of movie where a fat dude can fuck a taut-as-fuck blonde while his hippie buddy gets head on the beach and another nails another hot girl and, of course, they all cum together. In short, the original is a goddamn masterpiece. The second doesn't quite measure up, but it sure shows a fuckload of hot titties.

-- Rick Stanko