Skinopsis

Balls-out, shameless, brutal, hot as all fuck... we could go on: this movie absolutely fucking rules. Most modern exploitation horrors get a bunch of C-grade strippers together and string together moments of gore and perversity that do little to inspire jaws to drop to the floor. Don't get us wrong, we love us some good old microbudget sleazitude (as long as it has nudity that is), but, after a while, it all starts to look the same. Not Gutterballs. More of a throwback to '80s exploitation horror than a rip-off, this gory, nudity-filled, violent as all fuck bowling movie follows the insane aftermath of a seriously intense gang rape.

And oh what a gang rape it is. After a bowling match between freaky hipsters and roid-raging jock-types ends prematurely, a hot brunette (Candice Lewald) wanders back into the bowling alley looking for her lost purse, only to find the head asshole jock and his three flunkies just waiting to get their totally sadistic rape on. They drag her to the game room and throw her up on the pinball machine (somebody's seen The Accused haven't they) and the head jock rapes the fuck out of her underneath her hot pink skirt. Then douchebag #2 lays her doggystyle over the pool table and goes to town on her ass while she screams her fucking head off until he slams her face down hard against the table. Then she's tossed onto her back allowing for the best view of her tits yet and asshole #3 pounds her crotch like he's on a very special episode of "Who Can Rape This Bitch the Hardest?" Finally, the nerdy sidekick of the bunch tries to get out of his rapetastic duties only to be bullied into shoving a whole fucking bowling pin into her cooze as forcefully as possible, leaving the bowling pin nice and splattered with blood.

So, naturally, a rape like that (8 minutes if you're clocking it) calls for some serious vengeance. But who's taking it? Well, we're never all that concerned with spoilers, but you're going to find that one out yourself kiddos. But, we will say this: the vengeance is sweet... if you define sweet by mindblowingly insane. A gay dude and a hot blonde chick go into the bathroom to 69 only to have the bowling bag masked killer suffocate them with each other's genitals. A tranny gets his junk cut off. A hot brunette gets strangled with bowling shoelaces while her beautiful bare titties are pressed against glass... needless to say, this isn't your typical slasher flick and its batshit crazy murders are strong evidence of that.

With bare boobs from all but one or two of the ladies, buckets of blood, brains and gore, a shaved cooze shot, an awesome catfight and cheezy '80s music, this might be one of the most demented horrorfests, we've seen in a long, long time.

-- Rick Stanko