Skinopsis

Holy shit! Seriously, holy fucking shit! Just for the record, Lina Romay does wear clothes in two scenes in this movie, but other than that, she's either totally naked or wearing a cape that covers absolutely nothing up. Oh wait, actually, she's often wearing a belt that probably had some significance or something, but all we noticed was that it was the same exact color as the thick shock of bush it was usually sitting just above.

Just try to keep your hands off your cock during the in-fucking-credible sequence in which Lina's bound to a wall, totally naked, next to a supposedly dead bloodied-boobs hottie and gets her tits whipped by a big bull dyke while a decadent masochist chick keeps ordering more punishment. Eventally, Lina gets tired of blood coming out of her delicious boobs and uses her vampire powers to turn the bull dyke against her mistress. Lina and the bull dyke then proceed to beat the other woman, tear her clothes off and get into some amazing all over the floor girl-on-girl-on-girl. Then Lina cooze-munches her to death (which seems to be her m.o. in this flick.)

Does the plot make sense? Absolutely not. Is there full nudity in nearly every scene, crazy Jess Franocofied atmosphere, really hot sex and an amazing bathing in blood scene? Abso-fucking-lutely. Amazing!

-- Rick Stanko