Skinopsis

B-horror legend Charles Band serves up a shamelessly silly bowl of B-movie madness with Dr. Moreau's House of Pain, a gratuitous sequel to H.G. Lewis's classic novel. Filled with half-man/half-beast monsters, a mad scientist, bizarre surgery, deliriously atrocious dialogue, some surprisingly decent make up effects and a sizzling-hot half-human evil stripper chick (Lorielle New) who repeatedly sexes up the production by showing off her slobber-worthy synthetic tit-sacks and waxed-til-it's-gone snizz. New's smoking-hot body is sure to give you all kinds of filthy wet nightmares.

-- Rick Stanko