Skinopsis

Now, we know what you're thinking: why the fuck would you want a non-hardcore sequel to a movie that was all about blow jobs? But what you're forgetting is that every film in this collection was directed by smut-maker extraordinaire Joe Sarno and everything Joe Sarno touches turns to filthy fucking hot.

Personally, the film in this set that made us cum the hardest was definitely The Switch, or How to Alter Your Ego. It follows the sextastic misadventures of Rebecca Brooke (The Image, Confessions of a Young American Housewife) playing a tightly-wound scientist who accidentally discovers a formula that turns her into the hottest, horniest slut on the block who emits an odor that makes everybody want to bang her as hard as possible. It also features creamy Chris Jordan as Brooke's hot slut of a roommate and juicy Jennifer Welles in a small role and the whole horny gang get up to fucking like nobody's business, lots of orgies and an absolutely jaw-droppingly incredible scene where Brooke lures five roughneck dudes into a screaming gang bang. She fucks them all so wildly that each one of 'em drops dead. We don't know about you but dying while slamming your rod into Rebecca Brooke's snatch sounds like about as good of a way to go as it gets.

Also included in the set is the non-explicit cut of A Touch of Genie. Sure, the penetration shots have been cut out, but there's still an abundance of gorgeous hotties (like Chris Jordan, Ultramax and Tina Russell) showing off gorgeous boobage in a wild mix of borscht belt humor and sexploitative madness into a pardoy of sorts of "I Dream of Jeannie."

Finally, there's Deep Throat II the notorious R-rated sequel to one of the most famous pornos of all time. There's no XXX-fucking, but Linda Lovelace still has one seriously fucking hot naked body and somehow she winds up involved in a ridiculous plot involving sex therapy and international espionage. Andrea True, Helen Madigan, Tina Russell and a bunch of other serious '70s hotties show up to add their smokin' bodies to the fun. Don't get us wrong: we still blew our load easily to the sight of Lovelace's naked body grinding all over the place, it's just that we came so much harder to The Switch that we felt like that movie should've gotten top billing in the set, but then again we're borderline obsessed with Rebecca Brooke.

-- Rick Stanko