From the liner notes

Would be rappers Tymez Skwair, Fuzzy Down and Likrish are just trying to get a little respect for their music when they cross paths with sexy Stesha.

Playing hard to get, Stesha lures them to Cryptz, a mysterious strip club that's beyond anything they've ever imagined. All hell breaks loose when they find that the sexy ladies are sippin' more than gin and juice. The flowing blood and vicious undead creatures are bad enough, but things get far worse when the leader of the bloodsuckers, Kulada, discovers that Tymez holds the key that could lead to vampire domination of the earth...