Skinopsis

Opening with a big old set of beautiful bare breastesses filling the screen and a disclaimer that basically tells prudes to fuck off, Cockhammer gleefully fills its tale of two sexually adventurous losers out to rescue their girlfriends from the titular porn producer/aspiring evil demigod with hordes of gratuitous nudity, buckets of questionably believable gore effects and over-the-top sexually explicit dialogue. In other words, it's fucking awesome.

-- Rick Stanko