Skinopsis

Deliriously fun, the ballsily titled Brain Dead tells the tale of a group of strangers who find themselves holing up at a remote fishing cabin in the middle of nowhere and trying to fend off gory death at the hands of some alien-ooze-infected zombies. The jokes zing left and right and the gore and ooze are nearlt relentless, but what puts this gem over-the-top are the many, amazing scenes of gratuitous nudity. The skin gods must've blessed director Kevin Tenney cuz boy did he ever get a Holy shit-hot roster of beautiful babes to show off their goods.

Let's start with Cristina Tiberia who plays a devout mega-hottie who whips out an inhumanly arousing pair of C-cups while briefly contemplating submitting to her horny reverend comapanion's adulterous desires. Her tit scene may be fleeting but it'll stick with you for a long, long time. Next up, we get Sarah Grant Brendecke and Michelle Tomlinson, a couple of lost backpacking med student hotties who could cure cancer just with their tits. They decide, mid-hike, to cool off in an amazing scene of skinny-dipping. The skinny-dipping may cool them off, but when they show off their amazing tits, hairily-luscious beavers and fine ass booties, well, it turned the temperature up in our pants quite a bit. Completing the cycle of gratuitous nudity is Tess McVicker who plays a lady ranger. The only reason we meet her at her house instead of the woods is so she can slowly soap her slim, but fantastic rack in a totallt random, but totally appreciated shower scene.

Tongue-in-cheek laughs, hideous zombies, exploding heads, gore galore and a shitload of amazing gratuitous nudity... in other words: fucking awesome.

-- Rick Stanko