Skinopsis

A lot of people seem to really hate this movie. We don't get it. Sure, it doesn't always make sense and it's not ever gonna be accused of humanism, but, dude, Asia Argento's in it, shows her tit and her ass, spends a lot of time in an incredibly sexy black bra and panties set, gets slipped a rufee, fires guns and runs from Asian gangsters. Since when does a movie with such awesome shit in it need to make sense in a "that pussy Spielberg could've directed this shit" kind of way? Y'know. We'll take hot girls, sex, guns and Hong kong gangsters any day of the week over some cuddly Hollywood crap. If you're looking for kittens and "moral(s) of the stor(ies)" then don't buy this... you loser, but if you're into hot (really, really hot) chicks getting topless, getting pimped out, getting into S&M and firing guns then we strongly suggest you buy this movie right now.

-- Rick Stanko