Skinopsis

Gothic horror and softcore porn once again collide in this off-the-wall horror-comedy that follows Countess Bathory on the search for some magic shit that'll give her the ability to withstand sunlight after her hubby Count Dracula gets burned the fuck watching two ridiculously hot cuties until sunrise. Monique Parent looks fine as all fuck playing Bathory, the MILF-tastic vampiress who has no problem shedding the threads and bumping the muffs and her search for a more convenient eternal life leads her to this hot Egyptian goddess and her hot topless minions and an over-the-top mummy. Almost every chick gets pretty fucking naked (except Brinke Stevens for reasons we couldn't figure out) and there's lesboliciousness to spare.

-- Rick Stanko