Skinopsis

De plague, de plague... a plague of people going blind leads The Man (y'know, that dude who's been keeping you down) to round all the afflicted up and stick them in a dirty hospital. Yeah kinda sucks, but they certainly know how to make the best of it as Julianne Moore, Alice Braga and Yoshino Kimura make a tri-continental tit party in a hot shower scene. Alice Braga, while suffering from being billed way down from Ms. Moore, bares the brunt of boobage (can we use brunt to describe boobage? Handy Reed says no, but fuck him) whipping her so sweet pair out in the above-mentioned shower, after sex and, most fantastically, when she's flipping out (probably because she can't see how hot she is) and adds a little bush to the mix. Plus, there are a lot of chicks whose names we don't know who get down with the tit-showing. Hey, why the fuck not, it's not like it's gonna get 'em ogled. We've got to get ourselves into a colony for the blind... but we're keeping our vision... we want to see titties. Overall, this movie is a hot pile of dystopian flesh.

-- Rick Stanko